Legally Bland

Jess, Libra, 21, craving a life of adventure. Welcome.

paganinpurple:

stephanie-beatriz:

Jenna: I hope we have kids someday so they can grow up and I can show them this and they can just be like “man my mom”-
Julien: So, they can emancipate themselves?

Her videos sound like clickbait but boy does she deliver

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thats-so-2000s:

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Jamie Lynn shouting “well then move the fuck out” in a random woman’s face after hearing her yell no one wants Britney in the neighborhood. that was a classic

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cvberdemon:

localstarboy:

She blind dated 10 guys and this is what happened when she finally met the guy that she chose.

I JUST- 😭😭😭

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hellenhighwater:

alwaysatomicconniseur:

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hellenhighwater:

So this blanket I was crocheting? It’s done. It’s three feet by five, and it weighs fifteen pounds. It’s nearly an inch thick. I hope my brother and his wife appreciate this monstrosity.  

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It is a very simple, very dense, very warm blanket. 

Guys, chochet is not hard. I learned how to crochet in the bed of a moving pickup truck. You can do this. If you want to make a big heavy blanket, just get some bulky yarn and go to work. You don’t have to count stitches or anything, so you can marathon netflix while you do. I made you a very basic tutorial on how to do this stitch. It’s super easy. Pardon my everything, I’m eating a cough drop and it’s 2 am. 

The blanket was well received! My brother’s wife apparently hasn’t slept in bed since they got it because she keeps accidentally taking 10+ hour “naps” under the blanket on the couch after ER shifts. My brother says it feels both extremely warm and also ballistic-proof.

I started with knitting and for some reason, despite multiple attempts, crochet still hasn’t clocked for me. So I vicariously enjoy other people’s crochet.

I’ve tried to knit and it hasn’t worked out super well for me. What I like most about crochet is that a lot of stitches don’t require any sort of counting (or at least not beyond one-loop two-loop) so you don’t have to be thinking much about you’re doing. You mostly just match yourself to the work you’ve already done, which makes it easy to do while watching a movie or talking to someone. That’s a big bonus for my easily distracted brain!

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nerdjpg:

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

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rainemargot:

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the ass clencher ghost nightmare i had a few nights ago

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